DANTE THE WHIZ KID!

Dante has decided to anoint the front garden for the first time this year.

 "Get reddeh ...

 ... get set ...

 ... GO!!!"

Dante's "stream of consciousness" is all that's on his mind right now.

 Shaking off the PUD (otherwise known as post-urinal drip).

"Gee whiz -- wot a relief it iz!"